well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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