My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
