Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
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