Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
We have started to decorate penises.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
