don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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