if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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