Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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