We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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