Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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