Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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