My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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