what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
