Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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