I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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