I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
no, he came in my armpit
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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