Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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