He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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