Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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