rhymes with "ouble enetration"
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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