You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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