Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Randomize
