My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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