dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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