Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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