My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I need to wash the frat house off of me
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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