I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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