I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
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