She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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