Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
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