She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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