But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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