i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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