oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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