You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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