This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Randomize
