well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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