Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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