at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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