Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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