She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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