I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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