yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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