so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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