I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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