Porn is love you can see.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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