so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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