I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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