don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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