Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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