I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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