..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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