I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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