Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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